Eve’s Rib

She kept typing as she suddenly spoke at me.

“How would you react if I told you originally, Eve was the first human, given that women are the ones who give birth and what have you, and then Adam was made from her rib, which explained why women have wider hips, and then as the first human and thus the one who was in charge, she got demoted and given births as a worse punishment, and all this was flipped centuries later to bolster new male domination?”

“That’d be… I can see that.”

“Awesome, talk show circuit here I come…”