The Ranger’s A Car

It seemed so pleased with itself when it revealed the group of heroes it had resurrected to save us. It had assured me that it would make a balanced group based on its research on the internet. But when I saw them, I admit that I could have handled it better.

When I asked, for instance, why William Shakespeare was there, I could have used less profanity. Then it told me that its research had indicated that a Bard was a good sixth party member, and as Shakespeare was The Bard…

At least the wrestler dude in facepaint was useful.