Draft Entry

"Name?"

"Uh, Null."

There was a long pause.

"And how do you spell that?"

"N, U, double L."

Another long pause.

"Got a first name?"

"Sort of."

"All right, hit me."

"N/A."

"With a slash I presume?"

"You got it!"

He typed the names into the computer.

"So are you trying to ruin the database here for shits and giggles or is this political?"

"Hey, it isn't my fault if your set up isn't-"

The printer spat out his papers.

"John Smith?"

"Not my fault it assigns you a name, private. We got a war to fight here.

Next!"