The draft contract was being reviewed by both of our lawyers (if it wasn't for the red skin I'd have been unable to tell the difference between them) and so we had time to kill, and were asking each other questions. After I'd finished explaining what Call Waiting was, I asked a question about heaven vs hell, but after offhandedly mentioning miracles, he stopped me.
"They don't do miracles. Upstairs is really hands off these days."
"So what, miracles are random chance?"
"No, they're me.
Best time to make deals is right when someone's about to die.
Less lawyers, certainly."
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