To His Credit

I sat back as the cop gave the standard intro for the video recording.

"So, you are Daniel Johnson, yes?"

"I'm A Daniel Johnson, sure."

"And you went to the movies last week on Thursday? 2pm? That new comic book movie?"

I glanced at my lawyer who shrugged.

"Yeah?"

"What you think of it?"

"You brought me in here for a movie review?"

"You mentioned last time you go to the movies alot. So, how was it?"

"It was OK."

"How was the after credit scene?"

"Typical vague BS."

"So there was no after credit scene, so I'm arresting you..."