Saturday, 9 November 2024

The Last Vampire

The Last Vampire, desperate to avoid the fate of all his fellow Vampires, went to fall into a deep sleep for 200 years. Before he did so, he told his slaves to spend that time making sure humans couldn't fight him.


Thus, they spent that time changing what people thought could hurt Vampires. Writing stories, 'correcting' records, making it so everyone thought harmless stuff like garlic and sunlight would hurt Vampires.


When the Last Vampire awoke, he was briefly distressed to discover that since everyone believed these things harmed him, they did so.


Briefly, because he emerged into full sunlight. 

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