"And in our special surprise main event, ladies and gentlemen, sees our King fight!"
As the crowd around the fighting arena cheered, the King's Adviser leaned over to the Queen and whispered in her ear.
"Did you really think you could hide your lover from us?"
She blanched.
"Now watch as your husband kills the man you love!"
As the King geared up and she saw his opponent, the Queen laughed.
"You laugh at this?"
"That's not my lover. That's the very talented Assassin I was hiring to kill my husband."
The Adviser blanched as the crowd soon cheered loudly.
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