Heaven was... Nice.
But after being shown around, they finished the tour at the Oracle Of All Current Knowledge. Due to free will, they couldn't tell me anything about the future, only what had happened or was current. And time didn't flow differently in Heaven.
But that was fine, as the only question I had was about the past. I took a coin from the bowl and slid it into the slot abd asked.
"The relationships that I ended, how many times was that the right move?"
The... Thing in the box answered, simply, "Zero times."
So, Heaven WAS nice...
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