"Hello, you're speaking with Jack, how can I help you?"
"This is the Alternate Universes Help Line, yes?"
"That's correct sir, are you calling for help in building a bridge between universes?"
"No, I've built one already, and used it."
"Excellent, do you have a technical issue? Your device broken or malfunctioning?"
"What? No..."
"Are you paralysed by the realisation that there is a seemingly infinite number of universes and thus have issues with morality or-"
"No, no! I'm... Every universe I've visited, the other mes, they're all female!"
"...
Transferring you to the Self-Realisation department now sir, please hold on."
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