He logged in and clicked on the connect button with all the enthusiasm and vest for life of a piece of roadkill spread across two lanes.
The various AIs and networks all logged in with one of the half dozen phrases they had in their databanks as cheery, personable greetings.
Except one, which just delivered a sad message about needing... Cheese?
He paused mid slurp of Indonesian energy drink and looked into it.
It was connected, data was flowing, but the message section was damaged, and all the flags were wrong.
He deleted the error messages and left it alone.