Sunday, 31 January 2021

Mature Attitude

I was sipping my soda while waiting for my ride, when he stopped in front of me. He was older, white, kindly looking.


"You know, if you switched to water, you would probably lose weight."


I took one long breath, and looked up at him.


"Do you honestly think that I'm so stupid that such a thought wouldn't have occured to me? That because you think I'm overweight, I must be an idiot?


And anyway, what the hell gives you the right to comment on my size?"


He pulled out his phone, and my ride was suddenly cancelled.


"Real mature."

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