Saturday 14 September 2024

Advise

We picked up the rookie wizard in the last dungeon, and as the bard and ranger cooked dinner on the fire, the rest of us were giving her advice.


"Oh, and never take a job where you are fetching a magical artifact for someone."


She looked at the barbarian with confusion.


"Why not?


"Invariably they betray you as soon as they get it. It's always a power grab."


"What if I know the person really well?"


"Doesn't matter, the betrayal's just worse."


"What if it's a second artifact asking me?"


"Oh, still no, they'll just destroy the world upon meeting."

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