Getting struck by lightning was the most painful moment of my life, so far.
At least, I assume that was what happened. I was heading towards the tree that idiot had gotten under, trying to warn them, and then suddenly I was looking up at the sky, smelling burnt flesh and feeling every inch of my body complaining.
After a moment, I heard their voice.
"OK, just stay there, lightning doesn't strike the same place twice!"
I sat up to tell them that was a myth.
Getting hit by lightning for a second time took the crown from the first.