Tuesday, 15 July 2025

Magic Resources

The four main magic using races had a different viewpoint when thinking of magic as a resource.


The Dwarves saw it like any other material, they mined it, so they could refine it and then store it for when they needed to use it.


The Elves saw it as part of nature, and strove to keep it balanced with all things, as it should be.


The Humans just took and took and took, never understanding why it would run out for them at times.


And as for the Orcs, they saw it differently.


Literally, their eyes could see that spectrum.

Monday, 14 July 2025

The Problem

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Friday, 11 July 2025

Multiverse

The idea that there's an infinte number of universes with a (smaller) infinite number of yous is silly, if you understand what's actually going on.


The multiverse isn't made up of universes where someone had toast instead of cereal, but rather universes where gravity is a little stronger, or water's melting point is lower, that sort of thing. So while many of them do have life, often similar to us, to claim that there's a 1 to 1 ratio of people is just crazy. It just doesn't work like that for anyone.


Except for Dave. He's in every universe, obviously.

Thursday, 10 July 2025

Double Unlucky

I checked the settings, then flipped on the device, and put on the helmet. And there they were, floating in front of me, a ghostly figure.


"It works!"


They sarcasticly gave a round of applause, which threw me. They began to talk, it took me a minute to calibrate the translation matrix, so they were seemingly mid-rant when I began to hear them.


"-uck, the guy who kills me becomes-"


"I killed you?"


"Yes. Every ghost haunts who's responsible for their death. You cut me off in traffic, heart attack, dead."


"I don't remember that."


"Neither will anyone else, now."

Wednesday, 9 July 2025

The Other Edge

The prisoner was led in, struggling against their shackles as I sharpened the axe.


Once they were locked in place, and I approached, they switched from trying to physically resist to bargaining.


"You, do you know who I am?"


"My third of the day."


"No no, I'm a very rich man, you help me escape and-"


"You know why I have this job?"


There was a pause, which I let him have, lunch wasn't for an hour.


"You want to serve justice and-"


"Nah, my father, when he did this, helped someone escape. Guy who decided your fate."


I swung.

Monday, 7 July 2025

The News

She ran into my room and literally skidded to a stop.


"Did you hear the news?"


I didn't look up from my work.


"Which country blew up?"


"What?"


"Sorry, I assumed you'd only bother me if it was terrible news. Which lottery did I win?"


"What?"


"Well, if it's not incredible good news, nor incredible bad news, we're left with news that is merely good, bad, or intermediate. And in none of those cases, does it warrant you disturbing me. But since you're here, what is it?"


"That guy you really hate died."


"...


So the answer was Grim Reaper's lottery."

Saturday, 5 July 2025

Thoughts

So I said I'd try to make this about America, given the holiday going on there nowish.


But the more I think about it, the more I worry that a million words wouldn't be enough, let alone a hundred.


Because a people are a nation, but not always are they the nation, at least the most prominent parts of it. There are plenty of good things about America, about Americans.


But I'm sure most of you can understand that's kinda hard to see right now, at least in the grand scheme of things.


So happy 4th of July. To everyone.