Wednesday 29 May 2019

Pre Warp Checklist

"Hello, welcome to Warp Trips! Just a few-"

"Solo."

"Sorry, please wait until I finish my question before-"

"Solo!"

"So you're travelling by yourself-"

"Yes, Yes."

"Did you pack your own-"

"I said yes!"

"Sorry! Do you have any dangerous materials-"

"No! Hurry up!"

"Sorry, but I need to ask you about all the things that you can't bring with you, so sorry! So, have you got any nuclear material, any-"

"Override IW Marshal."

"Working.

Please place bag in slot."

"Wow, that worked?"

"Working!

Illegal weapon detected!"

"Oh fuck, that's not-"

"Sorry, I'm unable to wait!"

The robot killed him.

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