A large file was dropped on my desk by the new Captain. After I finished my mouthful of chicken parm hero, I flicked through it.
"Oh, Marvolo The Mesmerising. We had another complaint?"
"Why is this guy still walking free?"
"Because his expensive legal team are very good at arguing that given all evidence shows that it's impossible to make someone do something under hypnosis that they don't want to do, it's all consensual."
She then dropped a signed statement on top of the file.
"His expensive legal team who were hypnotised to work for free have broken the spell."
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