Making A Killing

I spent years looking for a fool proof product to sell, something I could really make bank on.

At first I focused on essentials, food, shelter, but there were too many competitors and variety.

So then I started to explore emotional purchases. And while love, joy, envy  all had their positives, none of them were great.

Especially compared to fear.

And there I found my goldmine, selling distress beacon sets to people to be buried with, in case they weren't actually dead.

Of course, I didn't bother making them work. They'd either not need it or be unable to complain...