It was one drunken night in Las Vegas just after my 21st birthday. She was a waitress at one of the casinos, we hit it off, she was cute, I was tipping like, well, a drunk kid.
We ended up in an Elvis themed chapel, and we got married.
The next morning we both regretted it, and we went our separate ways. But we never got round to getting it annulled or a divorce.
Was useful, whenever a girl got close and wanted more, I could pull out 'I'm already married'.
Was great, until my wife started committing bank fraud...
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