People have a lot of funny ideas about being a milkman. Most of them revolve around the old idea that you were (usually) male and visiting (usually) housewives every day when their partners were alone at home, in such a way that wouldn't attract attention, if you weren't of the opinion that I'm apparently screwing entire streets of women.
I just want to confirm that it's a complete joke to think I could be doing that. My timing sheets are very precise about how long I can take on deliveries.
Please. All my affairs are done late afternoon, thank you.
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