"So you're the fake review person?"
"Internet Realignment Coordinator, thank you."
"And you're going to set up a bunch of fake accounts for us?"
"I will be utilizing Automated Belief Enhancement Protocols, yes."
"Enough to drown out the negative reviews from our past customers?"
"I will ensure that the corrected record is equalized to a more favorable position for the company."
"And this is all within the questionable guidelines of the legal system, I take it?"
"Oh, no, this is highly illegal.
I say that so you understand why my fee is so high and to be paid so discreetly."
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