The phone rang.
I appreciate that doesn't seem like a big deal, phones ring all the time, that's in, like, their top 5 uses. But this was a public payphone.
The voice on the other end was very relieved, as they asked me "why no-one had used me in so long, I'm so hungry."
I don't know why I leapt to the assumption that the payphone was asking me, but I told it how no-one used payphones anymore because of our mobiles. The voice then demanded help in exchange for my life.
But whatever. You want to buy my car?
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