Tuesday 20 October 2020

Drunken Lockpicking

Not for the first time, I found myself kneeling in front of the door, coaxing out the part of the key that had broken off inside it.


Once I got it out, I ran a wire camera in to check the workings, the owner standing behind me.


"So I'll admit this will cost me work, but have you considered an electronic lock here?"


The owner shook their head.


"No, too easy to crack."


"I dunno, modern systems have fairly strong firewalls, and-"


"No, I mean that instead of drunkenly breaking my key, I'll just smash my way in. Too crackable."

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