Friday 5 February 2021

Simple Peasants

The peasants wouldn't understand basic military tactical planning, so we told them the castle needed to be on the hill so it could warm up with the sun.


The peasants wouldn't understand simple diplomatic manoeuvring, so we told them their new queen was the most beautiful woman in the world.


The peasants wouldn't understand the first thing about true value, so we told them that the Royal Court owned all, but graciously let them keep some things.


The peasants wouldn't understand rudimentary engineering, so we didn't bother locking the gate controls.


I don't understand why the peasants are attacking us.

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