"Putting aside the issue of the beaver dam-"
"Putting aside? Why are we putting aside the entire point of this adjudication, he put the beavers-"
"Because we need to discuss the issue of the mice."
"Mice? What mice?"
"The mice you put into my property!"
"Oh what nonsense, I never-"
"I have the report here of the independent nature investigator. He assures me that both the beavers and the mice have made their homes naturally, thus no-one is at fault for anything. Now, he could investigate further, if you want."
"Uh, no, fine."
"I'd like that."
"Oh good, you're innocent."
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