"Putting to one side the issue of-"
"Putting to one side? We're not putting anything to one side! This is-"
The resolution adjudicator sighed and leaned forward.
"As I explained at the start, we need to work together to-"
"Shut up, this bitch is-"
"Bitch, you son of a bastard? Fuck you, you-"
The adjudicator sighed and leaned back, counting to ten as the two neighbours yelled at each other, and then stood up and let loose with a string of profanities.
They hoped a mutual enemy might get the neighbours aligned.
Instead, they both sued the adjudicator for distress.
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