Sunday 9 October 2022

Loveless

I was the only blood relative he had, while she was his long-suffering personal assistant.


On his deathbed, he dictated a new will, surprising us both. We were both entitled to half of his billions, but if, and only if, in his words, we 'avoided dying alone' and were married.


Yes, like that movie, shut up.


Anyway, neither of us was, and thus I went to her and proposed a loveless marriage of convenience.


She agreed, and for 25 years we remained married and unloving.


And then she got sick, and died, and this, I got all her money too.

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