"First of all, Mr Wander-"
"Please, call me Funso, I spent enough on the branding."
"Funso, yes, well, IFA Economic Associates are pleased to have put together this proposal to buy the Wander Land theme park corporation with-"
"Yeah, look, let's skip ahead here. I've looked over the proposal, but there's one major problem, you need to be evil."
"I... What?"
"To make a profit, you'll need to increase prices, decrease shows, and so on. If I do this, I'll break hearts. You, as a corporation, can."
"... I'll need to talk to our shareholders-"
"You're looking at the majority holder."
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