Refusal

I woke up to a beautiful woman lying next to me. This was not how I had begun my sleep, and it wasn't a face I knew.

Thanks to being so groggy before coffee, my "What the fuck?" was spoken at a reasonable level, but it was still enough to wake her up.

"Oh, sorry, I just needed somewhere to sleep after the refusal."

My roommate slept around a lot, so I mumbled understanding and went back to sleep.

Later, when I was awake, my roommate asked why I'd refused the absolutely beautiful girl I'd brought home the previous night.