"Soooo, good news-"
"What's the bad news?"
"What?"
"Not a single person starts a sentence about solely good news with that many Os in it. So whatever the bad news is, tell me now, the good can wait."
"Fine, we're heading towards a waterfall."
"YEAH, LEAD WITH THAT FIRST!"
He threw a backhand at me and before I could form a reply he began to paddle furiously, bringing the canoe to the shoreline before breaking it in accidently on rocks.
"OK. Good news?"
"Oh, that I know where we are, and after heading down an easily traversed waterfall we'll arrive."
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