Wednesday, 16 October 2024

The Rules Of Warfare

When I heard that the opposing army was led by knights, after the misunderstanding about them only fighting by moonlight, I requested to know more about them. I was soon given a book on wartime etiquette and such, which I read quickly.


Upon being told several times that this wasn't a joke, that this was how they acted, I sent a messenger to assure them that while we lacked their obvious breeding, we'd abide by their rules.


When the messenger came back unharmed with a condescending reply, I was very pleased, as I began to plan out my cheating tactics.

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