"The unicorn can only be caught by a maiden fair, untouched, who-"
"Wait, what do you mean?"
"A young lady who is... Pure."
"What, no fake body parts?"
"No, no, a young woman who has not known the... touch of a man."
"Yeah, no, I-"
"A virgin! Happy?"
"Not at all, how do they know?"
"Magic."
"So are people are magically marked before or after they have sex?
"I'm sorry?"
"Look, either there's some mark on a woman before she has sex with a man, or afterwards. Which is it?"
"After, I suppose!"
"OK, what about lesbians?"
"That's owlbears, silence!"
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