Thursday, 19 December 2024

Class Questions

"The unicorn can only be caught by a maiden fair, untouched, who-"


"Wait, what do you mean?"


"A young lady who is... Pure."


"What, no fake body parts?"


"No, no, a young woman who has not known the... touch of a man."


"Yeah, no, I-"


"A virgin! Happy?"


"Not at all, how do they know?"


"Magic."


"So are people are magically marked before or after they have sex?


"I'm sorry?"


"Look, either there's some mark on a woman before she has sex with a man, or afterwards. Which is it?"


"After, I suppose!"


"OK, what about lesbians?"


"That's owlbears, silence!"

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