His voice rose above the din.
“I call this emergency meeting to order!
Delegates, we have a problem with Humanity right now. Thanks
to the Internet, they’re developing technologically far too quickly. We may
have to intervene directly, and-“
He had to raise his voice even higher this time.
“I know we haven’t had to do this since Egypt,
but-“
“Sir?”
“We recognize the representative from California.”
“I have an idea on how to bog the internet down sir, via
taking photos of ourselves and adding humorous misspelt captions. Humans will
share these ‘Lolcats’ compulsively, I have the plans here…
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