Thursday 28 March 2019

All My Girlfriends' Script

"Hey hun, do you have time for a coffee?"

The details are different every time, but the general flow is the same.

"This isn't easy for me to say..."

It's so hard to dump me, apparently.

"You know how bad I am with this sort of thing."

I'm such a good guy, but just not right.

"The last few months have been the best of my life."

Women need to work on themselves, I help them realise this.

"And I know it's not the usual way, but we're unusual, so..."

Here it comes.

"Will you please marry me?"

Wait, what?

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