Sunday 3 March 2019

Gossip Like Fishwives

She was known as the Gossiper as a joke, since she knew everyone's secrets but would charge for the time of day.

She'd made it through the years by making sure she was too valuable to kill but not disruptive enough to be silenced. But you can only keep plates spinning for so long, and thus she found herself ambushed by several different crime gangs over a fish dinner.

She went to stand and calm things down, but then she turned blue as she choked and died on a fishbone.

After several loud minutes she stood up and carried on.

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