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Snip, snip, snip.

The most powerful man in the world had to look his best every day.

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It would not do for a hair to be out of place, be it on his head or on his face.

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But it would also not do for the most powerful man in the world to trim his own hair.

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So it was done for him, as he watched his news network's morning programming.

Snip, snip, snip.

And failed to pay attention to the person holding the scissors at his throat.

Snip, snip, slash.