"Good evening sir, do you know how fast you were...
Sir, am I right in thinking that's a deceased person there in your front passenger seat?"
"Look, I can explain."
"I hear that a lot. I'll need to see your license and registration."
"Right, now, I don't have those, because of the explanation. It's funny, really."
"Fine, let's hear it then."
"So as a joke, my buddy here found this necklace, can you see it?"
"One moment sir, I'll just need to come around and..."
"RWRARRRAARRRR!"
"AHHHFUCKFUCKYou... *gurgle*."
"Took you long enough. Spit out that brain and let's get going."
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