Sunday 8 September 2019

Selling An Armageddon Bomb

How do you sell a weapon that ends everything?

I would explain the science involved, but then you'd just go build your own. Suffice to say that once you activate it, it creates a cascade loop of splitting superstrings that will end up destroying the universe.

Finding someone mad enough to want to destroy everyone and everything is easy. Convincing them you want to spend the credits you're charging quickly on the Pleasure Clone planet before all life ends is the hard part.

Making sure they don't ask how long the bomb takes to work is the really difficult bit.

No comments:

Post a Comment