"Excuse me fine worker, did you place this scroll on the town noticeboard?"
I threw the shovelfull of ox shit into the wheelbarrow and then turned around. The leader of them looked exactly how I expected them to, given how they introduced themselves. I spat out some chewing leaf.
"I reckon I put that up on the gallows, yeah. You able to get her?"
"Of course you fine fellow. We are the Squad of-"
"Don't care. Just get her back, so I can chain her up this time."
He laughed until he noticed I wasn't laughing. But they got her.
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