Defense: Thank you.
Can you please repeat your name and occupation, for the record?
Witness: Sure, ok. My name is
Defense: Hmm. Interesting. At no point there did you say that you were a doctor, of any sort. Are you a doctor, perchance?
Witness: Uh, no. I'm a janitor.
Defense: Ah, as you said. Tell me then, what on earth makes you qualified to comment on the mental wellbeing of my client?
Witness: Him trying to shoot me. That's not sane.
Defense: Why?
Witness: Because I'm a robot?
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