Monday 28 February 2022

Lawn Care

The grass always grew brighter and thicker in patches, weaker and browner in others.


The Neighbourhood Betterment Committee was always on my case about it, wanting me to fix it, although as I told them, everything I tried never worked.


Eventually, the Committee sent me a letter and told me to fix it by the end of the month, or they'd recommend I have my permits removed. So, reluctantly, I contacted a fake grass company, and inquired.


Thankfully, they told me that they could install it with just an inch of dirt.


The bodies wouldn't be found with that, thankfully.

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