He sat on the bench under the tree, carefully unwrapping his chain store bacon and onion cheeseburger, and went to take a bite when he saw the woman standing in before him, looking at him with a certain zeal in her eyes.
"Can I help you, Miss?"
"Don't you know that meat is killing the planet, and you? Wouldn't you rather-"
He held up a hand as he placed the Burger back into its wrapper before he spoke.
"Quick question, who the hell asked you?"
"Mother Nature!"
"Well she can tell me herself."
The tree fell backwards, unfortunately for her.
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