Eight months ago.
"So what brings you in today?"
"My ex-girlfriend."
"What do you mean?"
"Well she dumped me a few weeks ago-"
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"Uh, thanks, but I had suspected it was gonna happen sooner or later. But in either case, in the breakup speech, she told me I was, well, 'fucked in the head', she said. I don't think I am, but I thought I better get it checked, you know?"
Now, today, I know that I shouldn't have bothered, but better to check and be sure, right?
By the way, can I borrow $10k?
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