Inside the "break open in case of emergency" box was a bunch of five and a quarter inch floppys, the installation discs for a thirty year old computer operating system. He found the discs in his deceased dad's filing cabinet and thought it was hilarious to put them inside the novelty glass box.
Then he started working for the government, rose up the ranks, and eventually needed that specific operating system to reset a malfunctioning nuclear weapon control system.
At which point he found out the discs contained thirty-five year old porn.
That was also hilarious until the missiles fired.
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