I was confused when there was a knock at my apartment door, I hadn't buzzed anyone in. But I opened it anyway, to find a rather attractive young woman.
"Yes?"
"Hi, um, can I see your penis?"
I was fairly certain I hadn't woken up in a porno, and yet here we were.
"Excuse me?"
"See, I grew up in Wheatsville, few hundred miles that way, and after my boyfriend dumped me I've been working my way here to the city, and guys have been so friendly and eager, and you know... But, like, as I've gotten closer to the city, they've been getting bigger and bigger, and since this apartment block is right in the middle of the city, I thought to prove if I'm right, I should find a guy who lives here, and the other guys I've asked have said no and-"
I held up a hand to stop the torrent of words. I sighed and opened the door for her. She came in, I shrugged and yanked down my waistband. She gasped.
"Oh my god, I WAS RIGHT!"
I looked down at my package. "Oh you dear child, I'm so sorry you've had such bad luck."
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