Friday 10 January 2020

The Five Best Assassins

The five best assassins in the world had agreed not to accept contracts on each other, mainly so they could catch up over drinks with other people who understood their lives.

The five were seated around a table in Morocco when talk turned to the most unusual weapons they'd ever used to kill.

Paula once used a banana, the target was allergic.

Amos once beat a guy to death with a stone bangle.

The Mordin twins thought the milk crate was a winner.

Bret claimed he could kill with an order.

"Amos, tell me again about you killing Momma Mordin."

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