"I've got a hypothetical for you."
"Of course you fucking do."
"I didn't hear a no.
So, imagine there's the greatest guy for social justice ever. He's able to articulate in a way that gets people on board, he's a great motivator and planner, he's just the bestest ever for the cause."
"I presume there's a but here?"
"But he's a real shitty boyfriend."
"Like, he forgets birthdays shitty or he gets drunk and slaps around shitty?"
"He stops just shy of physical abuse."
"Ok, so?"
"Do you support him anyway?"
"No."
"Ok.
So about Sebastian-"
"It's never a hypothetical..."
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