Orbital Laser

The things you find on the dark web.

I was looking for some drugs and maybe some hacked nude photos of celebrities when I saw it.

"$10K to fire the USA Government's secret orbital laser!"

I assumed it was a joke, but there were enough documentation with it that it seemed like it was genuine.

And my CattyCatCoin had increased in value tenfold, so I paid for my hand on the button.

I got connected to the control system, and I aimed it at Washington, and fired.

I assumed it wouldn't work, and I was kinda right.

Worked too well...