NPC Script

So there's this thing I do, on occasion.

I am, with distressingly increasing frequency, encountering people who consider others to be 'NPCs' in a computer simulation designed around them. They might consider themselves the sole actual person, or they might allow for other likeminded people to actually be people.

In either case, I go out of my way to give them a bad time, to make them miserable.

You might think this is a moral stance, to punish psychotic idiocy.

But actually it's to hopefully get them unhappy and thus end the simulation, so I might have some peace, finally.