Monday 23 January 2023

Obvious Metaphors

My writing partner stuck his head into my office.


"Hey, let me run an idea by you."


"Shoot."


"Ok, so an alien, blue skin, who is integrated into society. He's happy enough, but he falls for a girl who falls for him. But he rejects the relationship because he assumes that because she loves him, she must have a fetish for his skin color and he doesn't want to be fetishised. Thoughts?"


"That's ridiculous, he's lying to himself, clearly he's scared of relationships-"


"So about your breaking up with your girlfriend because of your weight."


"Oh shut the fuck up."

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