Monday, 22 June 2015

A Sweet Deal

There was this weird buzzing sound when I picked up the phone, but I stuck to the greeting.

“Hello, Triple A Pest Control’s Priority 24 Hour Help Line, how-“

“You do all pests?”

I couldn’t place the accent.

“We certainly deal with all manner of pests, yes, we-“

“You aware DiabCo Lab? Where bee hive mind research done?”

“Um, not off the top of my head, but I can look it up… Some bees causing problems?”

“No, humans. We have credit numbers!”

The numbers didn’t work, but worked out a barter since I love honey.

Hey, a gig’s a gig.

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